Easy jokes are the easiest to make, and low-hanging fruit remains fruit.
Yes, Rob Ryan’s house is sinking.
While there may be a metaphor in there for the Saints defense which he coordinates, this is in reference to his actual house, and he’s suing a pile of people for it.
According to Andy Grimm of the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Ryan has filed suit against the developer, builder and an engineering firm because his $2 million Uptown home is sinking.
“The builders fumbled the ball,” said Randy Smith, Ryan’s attorney who seems cast perfectly in this role.