Somewhere at sea in February, Rob Gronkowski was gyrating, bopping and grooving. The bass was turned up so high, the dolphins must have felt it.
The man known as Gronk was shirtless, wearing shades, a Zubaz bandana and a ball cap that read "HYPE." He was doing cartwheels and passing around a beer bong and signing autographs on body parts that are usually kept covered. The Norwegian Pearl had transformed into Gronk's Party Ship, offering passengers the opportunity to get GRONK'D! And who among us does not appreciate an opportunity to get GRONK'D!?
Missing from the 2,500 revelers was Glenn Gronkowski.