We're here tonight to tell you about a very special running back.
Yuck. Haven't you heard? Running backs don't matter.
Hear us out. This back tips the scales at a burly 247 pounds.
Double yuck. Big backs wear down halfway through their rookie training camps. We're only interested in Austin Ekeler types.
But this big back ran a 4.53-second 40-yard dash Friday, with shocking jump results for a man his size: a 41-inch vertical and a 131-inch broad jump.
Wake us when you are finished spouting workout results.
And he's the all-time leading rusher in Boston College history.