(On an island ... somewhere.)
CREEPY VOICE OVER INTERCOM: Greetings. You have all agreed to play the Most Valuable Player Award Squid Game. You will win untold riches and glory if you can win the simple children's game called Hot Potato. Simply carry the trophy across the finish line and you win.
PATRICK MAHOMES: Sounds simple enough. Let me just pick this sucker up and … woah (pupils dilate). Who am I? What team do I play for?
CREEPY VOICE: Did we mention that we coated the trophy with a powerful psychotropic substance which causes instantaneous madness?