Sometimes you need a quick snooze—like, for example, if you've had a long week of sports-ing and now face a nine-hour return trip with a layover in Kansas City.
You're tired. You don't want to be conscious or even alive until your head hits the pillow at home, so you do the next-closest thing to a real-life video game fast-travel and just pass the heck out in public for as much of the trip as possible.
I can only guess this is Jon Gruden's game plan for today's journey. Twitter user @TWWhite posted a picture of a man who looks awfully like the ESPN football analyst power-snoozing at a gate in New York's John F.