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Jay Cutler stalks a deer, wants to fire all his wife's assistants

Welcome to Episode 2 of “Very Cavallari,” the reality show about Cutler’s wife that I not-so-secretly wish was about just him. But that’s not happening, and now we — or, yeah, I — just have to hope and pray that the E! producers figure out what makes the show’s sausage taste so damned good. It’s not Cavallari’s assistants who struggle with basic multiplication, although that was pretty funny.

As we wrote following Episode 1, the Cutler scenes were a cinematic tour de force. The ones without him were mostly forced labor.

Little changes in this week’s ep, titled “Sunday Not So Funday,” which had a double meaning for the viewer.