NFL Week 18 - It's time once again, boys and girls—time for the annual Joe Thomas Draft! My favorite time of the year, by far.
We hold the Joe Thomas draft every year in memory of Thomas' long, fruitless career. One of the best to ever play the game toiling away in the Factory of Sadness in Cleveland, Thomas never got to play a single postseason snap, because the Browns were a disaster. And he's not alone—every year, over half the league's teams have to stay home in January. This deprives us of superstars whom we would like—no, damn it, whom we deserve—to see on the grandest stages of them all.