When you're in a Slump, you're not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done – Dr. Seuss, Oh, The Places You’ll Go
How Low Can They Go?
Who, pray tell, perpetrated this smoldering mess
Turned a top-notch brand into Cleveland Browns West?
Who transformed this once-golden franchise to lead?
Come and listen to my story ‘bout a man named Jed:
Yes, York hired Harbaugh, a clear-cut home run,
But really, what else has the CEO done?
Based on his deeds since – this will not be forsworn –
That hire goes under: Blind Squirrel Finds Acorn.