NFL Draft - Would you like your favorite team to draft UCLA tight end Greg Dulcich?
Before you answer: have you seen this video of a shirtless Dulcich, looking like the stripper who dresses up as Thor for bachelorette parties, catching passes at UCLA's pro day?
Imagine being Jacksonville Jaguars general manager Trent Baalke, dropping a cool $9 million on Evan "Ironhands" Engram, and then seeing that thirstpost scroll across your feed. You'd have immediate regrets, except that Baalke isn't really a "regrets" kind of guy.
And if you don't like Erotic Gladiator Movie Dulcich, there's also Sexy Cool-Jazz Alto Saxaphone Legend Dulcich:
If you are hoping for a Dulcich scouting report instead of uncomfortable Dulcich objectification, hop over to the FO 40, specifically the Fantasy (skill position) list.