There's no point in dressing up the Detroit Lions' Monday night performance. That would be a disservice to you and a waste of everyone's time.
No, the right tact is to cast a fair eye and provide an accurate report.
Detroit's offense was especially horrendous in this game, so three of the following five spots had to feature the worst offenders. The improved defense captured the other two, and at least one was positive. Sadly, that's improvement these days.
The Lions had a tough schedule out of the gates. The 0-3 start isn't a complete shock and neither should the following five selections.