Welcome to the finale of Bad Takes Week, where MMQB staffers were asked to expand upon some of their worst football takes. These are columns on the ideas they believe in strongly, even if it makes the rest of the room groan during our pitch meetings. Check out all our takes from the week.
I live my life according to a set of values put forth by “No Fear” t-shirts from the 1990s. It’s why, when I forgot to Christmas last year and my preschooler woke up to no gifts, I looked him right in the eye and told him: “He who dies with the most toys—still dies.
