"When I was a kid I was into the Jets, and then I got older and I got into girls. And then, I got back into the Jets, because I realized there's times when a girl won't f*ck you, but the Jets will always f*ck you."
-- Comedian Artie Lange on a story his uncle told him about the Jets when he was younger.
Thursday night was one of the more important Bills-Jets games in years, yet neither team really looked like it wanted the win in the fourth quarter. New York's rally attempt from a 22-3 deficit got as close as 5 yards away from the lead, but the Jets' preference for moving backwards in those situations was something to behold.