Let's take you to a parallel universe. Oranges are called apples, and apples are referred to as yemlins. The Kardashians are a regular, non-famous family. John Lithgow is president for some reason.
Oh, and an error in the collective bargaining agreement just voided every NFL contract, causing the league to hold a fresh draft that involves all 2,880 of its players.
If every team was forced to start from scratch with a leaguewide draft tomorrow, who goes first? Which non-quarterbacks are deemed good enough to be selected ahead of signal-callers in Round 1?