There’s about a million different ways you can couch the Browns’ thud of a debut against the Titans.
The poet will point to perpetual darkness, and how the universe always finds a different way to lure a fan of this team down the road of hope, only to blindside them, rob them of their keys and wallet and leave them stranded in the football desert.
The lazy man, who desires to only think and speak in platitudes, will point to the idea that this team had a lot of “hype” coming in and that their star players also did things like interviews, commercials and public appearances—and we all know that players can’t enjoy themselves off the field and still be successful on it.