Perhaps it’s a good thing it’s the middle of June and the NFL world is about to take what passes for its annual breather.
Because ladies and gentlemen, journalism has been committed that will take us all weeks if not months to process and absorb the enormity of.
That’s right, Colts quarterback Andrew Luck may or may not have been having a beverage he’s legally entitled to consume, and may or may not have expressed a sentiment most of us have felt at some point in the last few years of watching a particular brand of zealously covered but inefficiently played football.