NFL Week 12 - Andrew: Hello, and welcome to this slightly trimmed version of Scramble for the Ball, cutting a slimmer figure just in time for the start of the holiday season.
Bryan: Considering the sheer amount of food I'm making this year, and the lack of people to eat it, this is also probably the last week of the year when my figure could be reasonably described as "slim."
Andrew: I was talking about the article length, Bryan.
Bryan: And I was making a clever joke by intentionally misinterpreting you in the name of humor.