There is something about the Super Bowl that turns us all into Vegas wise guys for one evening. Luckily, prop bets transform four hours of football into a virtual home casino for the evening. Folks who skulk around with their NCAA tournament office pools like Breaking Bad extras suddenly find themselves openly struggling with the decision to wager at 20-1 odds that Levine Toilolo will lead all tight ends in receiving yardage.
Bleacher Report is here to make those tough prop bet decisions easier with a mix of real statistical analysis, old-school point-spreader's horse sense, a little humor and all the knowledge of Lady Gaga a dude who owns the entire Steely Dan discography can glean from polling nearby millennials.