(At NFL Headquarters on Thursday.)
ROGER GOODELL: Hey Aaron, thanks for coming in on such short notice.
AARON RODGERS: Let's make this quick. I'm heading to the Stuffy Rooms Retirement Community in an hour.
GOODELL: Charity event? Visiting a loved one?
RODGERS: "Loved one." That's funny. No, I just enjoy berating elderly folks about all the mistakes they made in their lives.
GOODELL: Whatever. We need to sort out this week's scandal. So tell me straight out: have you been vaccinated?
RODGERS: I have been immunized.
GOODELL: Well, that was easy.