Everything you are about to read is false. Except that statement, which is true. And that last statement about the first statement, that one is also true. As is that third sentence, about the second. And, well, this one. But everything else, OK, everything else, is a lie. Not counting, of course, the declaration that everything else is a lie. Because that part is true. About lying, I mean. It's not a lie that the statement that everything you will read in this article is a lie, because that part is true. Everything else is a lie except the declaration that everything is a lie is true.