Just for the record, quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick is now a member of the Houston Texans and will be fighting for a starting role on the club come August.
Also, just for the record, Ryan Fitzpatrick really doesn't know how to cabbage patch, or tootsie roll, or any of those wonderful middle-America versions of how people with rhythm dance.
Just check out the next picture, posted on Wikipedia by a user with a) a lot of free time and b) a relative amount of hate for the former Buffalo Bills starting quarterback:
