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Tommy Kahnle reared back for a fastball that missed its intended location, then watched Justin Smoak crush the offering into the right-field bleachers. The hurler then reached for the rosin bag, furiously spiking it on the back of the mound.
One night after gleefully celebrating the Yankees’ clinch of the American League East with a boozy slip-and-slide tumble across the clubhouse, Kahnle trudged to the dugout having served up what would prove to be the deciding homer in a 4-3 loss to the Blue Jays on Friday at Yankee Stadium.