Disappointed? No, not in the Giants’ first-round pick, I mean Sleepy Joe. From the man who gave us Crooked Hillary, Lyin’ Ted, Little Marco, Little Rocket Man, Pocahontas, Wild Bill, Cryin’ Chuck, Crazy Bernie and Horseface, we expected better. Maybe Sloppy Joe or Country Joe on this 50th anniversary of Woodstock? Bill de Blasio, who is good at being tall and late, is also a top sleeper. Don’t sleep on our Mayor leaving to be Biden’s running mate. Wishful thinking, sure. If not, NASA is looking to do a study on the effects of staying in bed for two months.
Yankees vs. Giants: J.A. Happ will shut down San Francisco
