"It will be a fitting tribute to our greatest leader in the most appropriate location," said a wiseass Brian Cashman.
Big news out of the Bronx today as the Yankees announced plans to immortalize Derek Jeter at Yankee Stadium. Forget Monument Park plaques, forget retired numbers, and forget even monuments. The Yankees will erect a statue to the shortstop who called New York home for 20 years.
"It's important for us to appease the plebs and make a quick buck on an easy sellou--I mean, celebrate the most vital players to the recent dynasty.