Wait a minute, you mean to tell me Pete Buttigieg is running for president? Biggest news story until word got out that Julian Assange’s cat is going to be OK. With the Democratic presidential field swelling daily, it’s tough for Vegas to get a handle on who the favorite is. While betting lines remain blurred, odds are 2-1 that all 246 candidates will get their 15 minutes of fame fielding softballs while cackling on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.”
Let the O’s tell you how it will be. Here’s one for you and eight for me … Stitches, the tax-paying patriot, deserved better.