Many have been vocal in their disdain for the prices Yankee Stadium demands. If I have to pay so much, why not make it worth my while? Well the Yankees have heard your plea and now they laugh in your face with their new monster food offerings for the 2016 season. You will regret your demands for better food because now you are going to die. Here is the new food you will be served when you're there this year, starting with the most terrifying:
Barnyard Wedding
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While not the biggest of Yankee Stadium's new "murder morsels," this thing they call the Barnyard Wedding doesn't even sound edible.