An empty Yankee Stadium rushed by an angry mob of fans.
The 4-train subway stop hastily and sloppily vandalized in the dead of night.
Stan’s Sports Bar, Yankee Tavern, and Billy’s torn apart and reduced to nothing but interior rubble, with only Dugout and her Taco Bell to-go window being spared. Angry fans gotta eat too, I suppose.
Granted, none of this actually happened on Monday night following the Yankees’ stunning 12-2 loss to the MLB-worst Chicago White Sox. Yet, go on #YankeesTwitter (Sorry, Elon, X isn’t a thing in this writer’s book). and you would think the Bronx was burning at 1977 levels.