NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 17: (NEW YORK DAILIES OUT) Greg Allen #22 of the New York Yankees in action against the Boston Red Sox at Yankee Stadium on July 17, 2021 in New York City. The Yankees defeated the Red Sox 3-1. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
For long stretches of this Yankees season, fans have been begging for someone — anyone — to join the lineup and prove that the team was only one spark plug piece away from looking better and more energized.
On Tuesday, the Yankees responded, “Would you accept two spark plugs?