NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 06: Gerrit Cole #45 of the New York Yankees reacts after pitching during the fifth inning against the Baltimore Orioles at Yankee Stadium on April 06, 2021 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Sarah Stier/Getty Images)
Even for the most ornery among us, Gerrit Cole has become nearly complaint proof for Yankees fans.
Two starts into the season, a particular breed of Bombers fan could cry about the one slider he hung to Teoscar Hernandez on Opening Day.
Beyond that, they could bleat about how he…should throw fewer pitches while striking out 13 Orioles?