When it came to the offseason, being a New York Yankees fan used to be easy.
There was a four step process that got fans of the Bronx Bombers through the lean months between the end of the World Series and the beginning of the next season. It went something like this.
1) Close your eyes and imagine what the absolute best free agents would look like in pinstripes.
2) Pat yourself on the back for doing such a good job as imagination is often an under-appreciated quality in the adult world.
3) Take a vacation to Cabo or hibernate in a local cave for 5-6 months depending on budgetary restrictions.