Don’t sign him up.
One Yankees fan became a viral sensation for his inability to catch a baseball — not once or twice, but three times.
A pop foul slipped through his hands and a ground ball bounced off his stomach on the first two tries, which is embarrassing, but not quite enough for Internet fame.
The third attempt is what did this bespectacled spectator in. A ballboy gently tossed him a ball, and he fumbled it off his hands and into his face, much to the delight of his female companion and the people sitting around him.