Here’s is my interview that never actually happened with Brian Cashman about the trade deadline. All opinions about fans are mine and probably his as well.
Me: Hey Brian I appreciate you taking the time to chat. I know your a busy guy since, according to yankee fans, your alternating between actively trying to ruin the season or swimming in piles of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck with your time.
Brian Cashman: Anytime, and you forgot the part where I am actively poisoning our players to try and get them all on the IL.
M: laughter whoops, that’s my bad.