“I certainly didn’t come all this way to suck.” The Red Sox fan made that declaration after traveling from Southern California to the Big Apple so he could host the final “SNL” of 2018. Surely Brian Cashman, crossing the country in the opposite direction, brought an identical philosophy with him to his meetings with Gerrit Cole on Tuesday and Stephen Strasburg on Wednesday. Cashman’s Yankees very much don’t suck, yet they haven’t sucked the least for a full decade now, an eternity for the jewel franchise’s spoiled fan base.
— Matt Damon, “Saturday Night Live”
Yankees can’t use money excuse with Gerrit Cole, Stephen Strasburg
