NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 05: Gleyber Torres #25 of the New York Yankees flips his bat after he hit a two-run home run against the Boston Red Sox during the fourth inning of a game at Yankee Stadium on June 5, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Rich Schultz/Getty Images)
This is a promise. A pledge. An outright guarantee. For as long as you watch the game of baseball — and we don’t blame you if that streak ends sometime in the middle of 2021 — you will never see as stunning a team-wide regression as what the Yankees have provided us this season.