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Yankees 1, Blue Jays 13: That’s baseball, now in haiku!

I recapped Monday
That was a blowout loss too
But today was worse

Yankees lose, thirteen
To one, looked asleep all game
Bad tuneup start, Mas

Tanaka’s command
Made worse by ump Additon
Jays hit every “ooops”

Fastball fooled no one
Four whiffs on four-seam, two-seam
No sliders in zone

Luis Cessa gave
Up four and just got four outs
I hate him so much

Tyler Lyons, thrown
To his namesake, get some outs!
But he’s not that good

Too many pitches
Not even close to the zone
Noncompetitive

Remember Higgy?
Hit three home runs, that was great
Jansen hit two, how?