Yankees fans are going to need a lot of Alka-Seltzer this season.
The team announced its all-star lineup of ballpark food offerings on Thursday — and it includes a slew of new menu items to choose from — almost all of which are deep-fried, slathered in sauce and dripping with grease.
One of the most epic additions is a two-foot-long, $27 cheesesteak dubbed the “Tape Measure,” which is topped with white American cheese or Cheez Whiz and served on a fresh-baked hoagie roll.
Another new item that’s guaranteed to clog your arteries this year is a towering, meat-filled monstrosity known as the “Barnyard Wedding” — which features a hash brown on top of a fried chicken cutlet on top of a cheddar cheese-covered beef patty.