I hate Boston. There, I said it. Perhaps this does not come as a shock to most readers. Everything closes early, the Red Sox play baseball there in the Revered Hall of Doubles, and Tom Brady has made a career out of humiliating my beloved Buffalo Bills. Sure, the Bills have made a career out of humiliating my Bills, but that’s not the point. The point is that Boston sucks. It’s just science.
This Boston rant is different from my usual Beantown vitriol, as it has nothing to do with the items mentioned above. It has everything to do with this.