I hate the offseason. The endless stream of free agent speculation feels like circular logic at best, and I end up wasting what little free time I have reading into every rumor put out there. I become convinced that the Yankees are in on everyone, and am left disappointed when it turns out that they’re in on, say, Andrew Heaney. And, at the end of the offseason, with spring training looming on the horizon, I’m usually left thinking, that’s it?
Well, I’m happy to announce that I am here to contribute yet another piece to the circular logic of the offseason that I just mentioned!