The Yankees are not winning and it is sad.
I'm not sure you understand the situation here, Yankees. You see, in order to clinch a playoff spot, we kind of need you to stop this whole "not winning games" thing. Granted, we actually can clinch a playoff spot without winning another game this season. I just think it would make everyone feel a lot better if you won and we didn't have to rely on other teams losing in order to get in. I'm pretty sure not giving up six runs in the first inning like Michael Pineda did yesterday would really help as well.