Because the world needs Foul Territory back on the air. It also needs Mark Teixeira to cosplay as every member of the X-Men.
The offseason is still upon us. Baseball players are training and waiting for the game to come back, just as we are. Some players whose name rhyme with Bark Heixeira could be making new episodes of Foul Territory during this offseason, but choose not too. Yeah, I'm still not over there being no more Foul Territory with Mark Teixeira in our lives right now. This needs to be rectified one day, or he needs to give us some more comedic genius.