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According to his Instagram, the Yankees have signed former Minnesota Twins and Baltimore Orioles OF/INF Chris Parmelee. The club did not immediately respond to confirm the report.
Cashman later did confirm Parmelee’s post (although you have to think that the Yankees would prefer that they be the ones who announce deals, not players on their Instagram accounts). Anyhow, while the Yankees’ season would most likely be screwed if Teix gets hurt (when Teix gets hurt?