Airports are boring. You stand around on the security line, you wait patiently for your flight that will absolutely be delayed, and you ignore your aching feet while watching a carousel of luggage that isn’t yours filter through the arrivals gate.
When all hope of entertainment seems lost, Twitter is the place to go. Particularly Yankees Twitter because, while we have some of the most intelligent and well-informed fans in the game, we also have a bunch of morons that make Skip Bayless look like a pretty reasonable guy.
Here are some of the worst tweets I found while the life drained out of me at the airport:
I hope the Yankees pass on Machado ,His attitude is trouble no class ud83dude48
— Julio Cesar monsalve (@JulioCe54178323) December 22, 2018
I’ll put my hand up on this one.