It’s Thanksgiving Day, and all I can think of is Juan Soto donning New York Yankees pinstripes.
It’s the absolute worst. I should be watching the parade with the family, enjoying my three-year-old go nuts at the Bluey float and bad Broadway lip-syncs. Or betting (and losing) on the upcoming NFL games, or psyching myself up for Black Friday.
Instead, I’m waiting for literally any update out of Yankeeland. Pumpkin pie? No thanks, Yoshinobu Yamamoto might be signed soon. And should I get a Juan Soto jersey in pinstripes or road greys?
Give it to me straight, dear readers: Do I need to get my sports-shit together?