As juice-reliant W.C. Fields hollered after spitting out his movie-set drink, “Who put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?”
Maybe it’s best that we take everything for pineapple juice, that we just ignore what we’re encouraged to see and hear.
Saturday, stuck in the car with John Sterling — we all have been there — during the third inning of Red Sox-Yankees, he began to marvel at how Yankee Stadium is packed with fans.
Really? Even for Boston games, since new Yankee Stadium opened as a greed palace, packed houses have been rare, as in extinct.