Pinstripe Alley · Oct 30, 2018
Imagining the Yankees as Halloween candy
Photo by VCG/VCG via Getty ImagesAs October draws to a close, Halloween-inspired content has popped up everywhere. As a big fan of the holiday, I completely support these stories. Last week Kento made costume suggestions for the Yankees. Now it’s time to focus on the other essential key to trick-or-treating: candy!
From the same site that brought you the Yankees as U.S. Presidents, Brooklyn Nine-Nine characters, and WWE superstars, here is the roster as Halloween candy.
Every town has a house that puts others to shame on Halloween night. It’s pretty rare, notoriously difficult to come by, but it’s out there. When you find it, you’re rewarded with the king of treats: a can of soda.*