Celebrating the Official Mayonnaise, Salad Dressing and Vegetable Oil of the New York Yankees.
Memorable day, Memorial Day.
The Evils scored a zillion runs and played Paddington Bear with their stat lines, whacking the jerks who embarrassed us last week. No complaints here. Chase Headley entered the game batting .242 and finished at .255. You'd think he was having a good year.
One thing I'd almost forgotten about laughers: You don't feel compelled to watch every pitch. The birdies can fly on their own, and even if they hit a rough patch, they won't blow the 14-run lead.
But two players were worth watching.