And we still have 1 week left this month . . . If you aren't following Jose Canseco on Twitter, you need to start RIGHT NOW - @joescanseco
The former MLB slugger, author and MMA fighter is a must follow. As a Jose follower, you are in for an amazing experience: At any given moment, he may ask an age old question like "Cam we clone a human and hoe long does it take ?", other times he may call a female follower an "odvious lesbian" or don't miss when he drops medical knowledge by telling followers that they have two ages, internal and external.
Below, we give you the best Jose Tweets of March thus far, in chronological order:
On his performance that ONE year he wasn't on steroids:
Asking for forgiveness, on Twitter, from Tony La Russa and Mark McGwire:
Providing food for dogs:
A cry for love:
Making Shaq an offer he can't refuse:
Searching for employment:
Jose discovers the fountain of youth, plans to sell it:
Jose looking to be cloned?:
Jose opens the closet for one follower:
Speeding and Tweeting?:
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