Welcome to the Red Bulls Round-Up presented by Once a Metro.
Every pizza requires certain ingredients, or at least substitutions for these key parts. There’s a crust, sauce, cheese, seasonings, and maybe some toppings. This weekly news post has the same construction. The introduction is the foundational crust upon which the interesting part rests. The sauce is the direct news about the club. The delightful, stretchy cheese is the updates on past players in exotic locales. The seasoning is the… something. You finish it. I’ve never been good at tedious extended metaphors.
Here’s this week’s top story.