I read a highly-upvoted comment on Reddit [I know, I know.] that stated there are many valid ways to watch a movie. You don’t even have to watch the movie! You can read the synopsis on Wikipedia or view one of those recaps on YouTube. Who are you to police how others watch movies, you meanie gatekeeper?
I’m policing it – me. Unless you watched a movie, you didn’t watch a movie. I am standing firm on this because it’s a pretty clear “is/is not” sort of deal, and I can’t believe we have to actually have this discussion.