Welcome to the Red Bulls Paper Revue presented by Once a Metro.
“I read 100 books a year!” Oh, yeah, do ya? I’m sure you really took the time to meditate on the words or read anything of real substance. Why don’t you explain to me the themes, subtext, and character development of the 33rd, 57th, and 84th books you read last year because you so clearly treasured them and weren’t just glancing at words while turning pages to fulfill some arbitrary goal.
Here’s this week’s top story.
How about a weird one to kick things off?