Oh, why hello there Chicago. It’s been a while! How are the kids? Distant you say? I’m sure I saw Gaga running around somewhere, wasn’t he hanging out with that Chelsea girl? Oh, it’s a sensitive topic. I see. My apologies. My Caden used to do these things too, I understand your plight. Young men recognize the value of family and home soon enough, I’m sure they’ll never leave.
TACTICS BOARD
The Red Bulls welcome old friends in a deja vu matchup against the Chicago Fire, an entire 18 days after facing off in Soldier Field.